Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room?

Through the Lucha-door.

What's the hottest part of a room?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster!

What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.