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Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide?

Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.