Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

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What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

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Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

What do you give an elephant with big feet?

Plenty of room!

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How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

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What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.