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Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier?

A reproductive organ.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Who the hell does that in a sock?

Squishes out of the room*

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

How are STEM majors and inflatable slides the same?

You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston