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Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

He was two-tired...

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you call a room full of comatose people?

A salad.

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.