Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!
A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."
Miss Carriage
Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut!
Pupil: Banana.
Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.
They go on peck-nics!
Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!
