Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!
Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.
Pupil: The sausage!
Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.
Cross traffic doesn't stop.
Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!
