Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'
Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut!
She was cross eyed.
Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.
That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!
