Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!
Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!
The teachers tend to Babylon.
Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
Pupil: I want to know how it ends!
Cross traffic doesn't stop.
Corpell tunnel syndrome