What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening!

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.