An Irishman trying to get a tan.
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
They were trying to keep their German market.
About an hour and a half after I arrived at school
Morning Ham
A surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.
It's 8:00 somewhere!
She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.
Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan
They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.
That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
They go on peck-nics!
