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What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe?

Paddy Hor D'oeuvre

What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

Http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

What happens to all the unsold Christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.