What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What does a cynical Irishman drink?

Whiskey sour

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What do elephants do in the evenings?

Watch elevision!

What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome