What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

What happens to all the unsold Christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.