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What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What does a food lover do when they try a new food?

They CURIOUSLY MASTERCATE.

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

How do you know it was an Irishman?

Because I had to help him.....

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

How does a mathematician get Tan?

Sin/Cos

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.