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What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

Who's there! Ben! Ben who?

Ben knocking on this door all morning!

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common?

They're both tree fellers.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What happens to all the unsold Christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome