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What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

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How does Craig Venter drink beer?

Shotgun method

What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

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What do elephants do in the evenings?

Watch elevision!

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.