What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

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What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

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How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

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What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal