What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

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What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

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Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

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Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taken in in the morning!

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal