What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

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What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

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What is the cat's favourite TV show?

The evening mews!

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal