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What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

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What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink?

Coke.

What is H2O4?

Drinking

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Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

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Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.