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What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

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What do you call a preponderance of the evidence that your drink has been compromised?

Probable Cosby

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

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What's the opposite of evening?

Unevening.

What is the cat's favourite TV show?

The evening mews!