It's 8:00 somewhere!
Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
Eggnog-stic.
Alpaca bowl!!!
Because 36 would be too many.
To stop getting confused as feminists
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
He just needed a little bit of Clojure.
OC He looked inside Santa's sack.
Running into one could really ruin your day.
Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.
Join the Hare Force.
A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.
Because it's not going anywhere.
6-year-old: Because I always win.
Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...
