It's 8:00 somewhere!
Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
He liked to chop and change!
To remind them why there's no money in it
He's looking over his shoulder
Don't worry, they will tell you.
Because she'd just "let it go".
6-year-old: Because I always win.
A rashtag.
This is non-cents!
It snickers
More guns!
Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.
Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up
A hippocratic hypocrite.
A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.
They were in a relationship!