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Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

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How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

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What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?

Tentickles.

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

What's the difference between David Blaine and the NRA?

The former has a cunning array of stunts

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What do NRA members and the UCC shooting victims have in common?

Both will never get a college degree.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.