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How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

Cocaine.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on?

Because they carry guns instead

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

Nra Jokes More Nra Jokes

Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!