How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

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Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

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How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

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Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

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What's infinity minus one?

A sideways seven.

What value is higher than infinity?

Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry.