How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

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Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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How Many Dragonball Z Characters Does it Take to Screw in a Light-bulb?

Just one, but it will take 4 episodes.

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

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What's infinity minus one?

A sideways seven.

What value is higher than infinity?

Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry.