How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

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How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

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How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One but don't expect results.

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

What did the mathematician do when he was constipated?

He worked it out with a pencil...

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What number is higher than infinity?

420

What's infinity minus one?

A sideways seven.