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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

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How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

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What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

How many Ellen Paos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. The mods do that for her.

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How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

What's infinity minus one?

A sideways seven.