How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

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How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.

How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.

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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

Rated movies

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

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What value is higher than infinity?

Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry.

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.