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Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

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What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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Why do I not laugh at your jokes anymore?

Because I've "reddit" before

How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

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Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.