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Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

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What kind of jokes do filipinos make?

Punny ones

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

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What are the best funny fake names you know?

I submit - Craven Moorehead

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!