Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

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Why would you get mad?

Because you cant take a joke.

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

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What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

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What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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Can February march?

No, but April may.

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day