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Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

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Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them Republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

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What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

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What are the best funny fake names you know?

I submit - Craven Moorehead

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.