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What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

Original Joke Jokes More Original Joke Jokes

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

Click Jokes More Click Jokes

Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?

Click Whittington

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

Submit Jokes More Submit Jokes

How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.