Original Joke Jokes

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

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Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

What do you call an original joke?

Baha Fresh

What do you call an original joke on this subreddit?

Rare.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

What is Matthew McConaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?

The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

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Post Jokes More Post Jokes

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

What do you call a drunk executioner?

A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

What are the 2 rules of success?

No1: Don't tell everything you know.

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.

Downvote Jokes More Downvote Jokes

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

How did the redditor get lots of downvotes?

What is a pirate's favourite letter