Original Joke Jokes

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

What do you call an original joke?

Baha Fresh

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

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Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster!

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster?

Yes!

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.

Downvote Jokes More Downvote Jokes

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

Anytime he wants to go.

Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

What are snails trying to do?

Their best

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.