Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)
Cliff
It was a high school.
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.
Brownian Motion
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
His lily died
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
It takes the edge off it
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.