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How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?

So,so.....

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

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How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?