How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?

So,so.....

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How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

Pupil: I get up early!

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

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What did Blake Edwards say when asked if he had a roomate?

Yes, I have a rhuuuum, mate!

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!