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How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?

So,so.....

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How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

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What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

Can't complain

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....