What country is next to USA?

USB.

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

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What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

What's a Mexicans favorite game?

Cross country.