What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

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What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

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Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

Whos there Ellen Ellen who?

Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.

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What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

What do you call Figrin D'an's first born boy?

Son of a Bith!

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What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

Rated movies.

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

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Who was a good dog?

Who's a beautiful, good boy Was it you It was.Dog obituary

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"