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What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can.

What do you call a group of dogs?

A PAW-se

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

Good Dog Jokes More Good Dog Jokes

What is a good dog?

A dead dog.

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"