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What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

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How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

What do you call a prosthetic arm for a dog?

Faux paw.

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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

Whats Lil' Johns Favorite magazine?

OK!

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How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

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Where's my credit card?

Son of a..

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?

Jose and Hoseb

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What kind of dog chases anything red?

A bull dog!

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

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What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

What is a good dog?

A dead dog.