Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"
He doesn't believe in dog.
After the last dog they just ate.
Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!
I dont have a Porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)
He kept picking holes in everything!
Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.
Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
Bison.
Anti-oppressants.
One with everything
Who's a beautiful, good boy Was it you It was.Dog obituary
Because they feed the hand that bites them.
