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Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

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Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

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Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

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Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.