Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

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What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

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What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.