Interrupt Jokes

Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

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What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

How do you interrupt a vegans dinner?

Just turn on the sprinkler.

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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