Interrupting the whos there) Penny!
Donald Tr- WRONG!
MOOOOOO!!!!
Just turn on the sprinkler.
Talk in your sleep.
The Game
Because it gets interrupted constantly.
Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
A play on words.
A Preppysition
Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
Whig
Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.
Computer chips.
DirecTV (Say it aloud)
Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.
To see how long he slept for.
To avoid a hostel takeover.
Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!
Hip-Pop
The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)
Zikachu.
Because it might Pikachu.
