Interrupting the whos there) Penny!
Donald Tr- WRONG!
MOOOOOO!!!!
Just turn on the sprinkler.
Talk in your sleep.
The Game
Because it gets interrupted constantly.
Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
About 60 pounds.
Your wife.
It took the bus.
You can afford four fjord forders' fords.
Cannibals.
An increase in battery cases.
Waba Fett
Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.
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The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.
A play on words.
Because he has a LED-TV.
Guaca-mole!
