What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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What did Goku want to be when he was growing up?

A SAIYANtist!

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

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Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

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What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

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How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

Why don't you play with your friends?

He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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What do you call data on a Pediatricians computer?

Pedi-files

What did Data find in Picard's gym sock?

The Next Generation

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What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.