What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

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What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall?

Dam!

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How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

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What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

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How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.