Cache Jokes

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

Hard Drive Jokes More Hard Drive Jokes

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive.

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

Cpu Jokes More Cpu Jokes

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

Technician Jokes More Technician Jokes

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

Runt Jokes More Runt Jokes

What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team?

One is a cunning group of runts.

What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.