Cache Jokes

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources?

A Cache-Advance

Hard Drive Jokes More Hard Drive Jokes

What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive.

Datum Jokes More Datum Jokes

How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

JSON

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

Why did the tire pop?

Because it retired.

What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

Runt Jokes More Runt Jokes

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

Because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.