Technician Jokes

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

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How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

Where do electricians get supplies?

The Ohm Depot.

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do you call someone who is iffy about cleaning lawn games?

A wishy-washy Washer washer.

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...