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Technician Jokes

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

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How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

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What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

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What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you call an Irish J-Pop singer?

Rady O'Gaga

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What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

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How many?

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

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What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.