You don't have electricians that are colour blind!
Cache in hand.
Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.
A Buccaneer.
Married.
A widow.
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well
Paddy O'Furniture
Rady O'Gaga
A free upgrade
How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!
All of them.
Their Cache
A Dobie
Shell.