How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

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What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches?

Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

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Where would we be in the world without humour?

Germany.

What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?

A globe-trotter!

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How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, we're stoned not stupid.

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Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

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Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

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What do you call Bono's stupid brother?

Duno...

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.