Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.
Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.
A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
An elephant!
All, to save this world from the darkness.
None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.
Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.
To screw in the children that were crossing the road
One.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.
Because he said he was pro Bono.
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
With or without "u"
Bono-y-Bono