How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

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Member Jokes More Member Jokes

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

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What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

U2 Jokes More U2 Jokes

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Bono Jokes More Bono Jokes

Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono