How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

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Member Jokes More Member Jokes

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.