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How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

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Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

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How do we know that Batman is black?

He can't go anywhere without Robin'

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....