How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

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What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

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How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

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Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.