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What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

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Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

Because he had no knees

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to English)

M Jokes More M Jokes

What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

What was the bear protesting?

His right to human arms

Conversation Jokes More Conversation Jokes

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

Cw Jokes More Cw Jokes

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.