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What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

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How do black people grow?

Their knee grows!

How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

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Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What was the bear protesting?

His right to human arms

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How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation?

TBC

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.