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What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

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What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury.

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How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

Because Mace Windu nuffin

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Why don't other bugs like earwigs?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations!

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

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What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.