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What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

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Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

Why are all my black friends so tall?

Because their knee grows.

How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

M Jokes More M Jokes

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

What is an emo's favorite note?

G...get it EDIT:im not saying the reference

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

Conversation

What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

Cw Jokes More Cw Jokes

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.