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What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

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What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

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What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

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What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting

What do you call a conversation about weed?

A diskushion.

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What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.