What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

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Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

What do you call a man with no knees?

Toni

M Jokes More M Jokes

What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

Conversation Jokes More Conversation Jokes

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

Conversation

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.