How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

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Ready or not, hair I comb!

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What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

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Paddy O'Furniture

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How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

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What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.

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Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say