How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

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What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture

What does an arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.

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Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

Because Mace Windu nuffin

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Riot Jokes More Riot Jokes

How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.

Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

National Anthem Jokes More National Anthem Jokes

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.