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How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

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What sits in the middle of the world wide web?

A very very big spider!

What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

Because Mace Windu nuffin

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What is the collective noun for three dyslexics?

A riot.

Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.

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How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say