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How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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Send them the Fine Brothers.

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He was caught playing in A minor.

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I said play pope music not pop music.

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Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

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RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..

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How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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What is the collective noun for three dyslexics?

A riot.

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem