How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

National Anthem Jokes More National Anthem Jokes

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

Play ball.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.