How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

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What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

Why is that whenever we talk about Pokémon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

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What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

Play ball.

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

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Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)