How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

National Anthem Jokes More National Anthem Jokes

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

Why did Jon Snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!