How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

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What do Scottish owls sing?

Owld Lang Syne.

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

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What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

Play ball.

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

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Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!