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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What rock group have four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

What do Scottish owls sing?

Owld Lang Syne.

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Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?

Attention K-Mart shoppers...

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!