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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

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What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

Why didn't the American get the burger?

Because the heart attack got him first.

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Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

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How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

How can the National Anthem be racist if?

The first words are, " Jose can you see "

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What is cosmetics?

Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

What do you call the line at a Vietnamese restaurant?

Pho queue!