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What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

Play ball.

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How was work?

Flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

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Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

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What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

Play ball.

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say