What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

Play ball.

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."

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What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

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How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say