What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

Play ball.

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What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K

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How many syllables does the word "Gloria" have?

CATHOLICS: 18

Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

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How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say