What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines.

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?

Bicycle petals!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?

Robert E Flea!

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!