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What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

How many kids with ADSD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes!

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?

Bicycle petals!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.