What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

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What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!