What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

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What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

What's yellow and goes up and down?

A banana in an elevator.

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What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

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What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.