What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why did the banana bruise?

Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why cant billy ride the swings?

He has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!