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What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

Banana is yellow,dynamite is red

What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas?

B-2

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.