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What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What is the chemical composition of banana?

Barium disodium

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!