What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?

Bicycle petals!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.