What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

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What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

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One mucks around in fountains.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

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Bicycle petals!

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What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

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No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

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Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

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What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.