Psychopath Jokes

Where do psychopaths shop?

In sainsburys

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How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

How does an insane man get through the forest?

By taking the psychopath. hhhhehehhehe good one right? yeh? no..? ok.

What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.

How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

What's the scariest path?

The psychopath

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What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

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Manip-ya-later!

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Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Because they dress in lairs.

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Do you even Lyft, bro?

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They keep falling through his hands.

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He takes the psychopath.

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Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!