Psychopath Jokes

Where do psychopaths shop?

In sainsburys

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How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

How does an insane man get through the forest?

By taking the psychopath. hhhhehehhehe good one right? yeh? no..? ok.

What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.

How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

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What's the scariest path?

The psychopath

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

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A whole chuck-load.

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Whittle by whittle.

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What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

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What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

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Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

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Quizzes and found out I'm the plastic bag from American Beauty.

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What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

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