Psychopath Jokes

Where do psychopaths shop?

In sainsburys

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

How does an insane man get through the forest?

By taking the psychopath. hhhhehehhehe good one right? yeh? no..? ok.

What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.

How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

What's the scariest path?

The psychopath

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

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Denim Denim Denim.

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

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How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them.

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

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What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

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What does an Australian witch ride on?

A broomerang!

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

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What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine?

A mental hospital