Psychopath Jokes

Where do psychopaths shop?

In sainsburys

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

How does an insane man get through the forest?

By taking the psychopath. hhhhehehhehe good one right? yeh? no..? ok.

What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.

How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

What's the scariest path?

The psychopath

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

You might also enjoy:

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

Denial Jokes More Denial Jokes

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

They get all over the sheets.

Crazy Person Jokes More Crazy Person Jokes

What do you call a crazy person on the moon?

A lunartic.

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

Where do you party on a ship?

Where the funnel be!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

Who walks in after him?

Colin Thecond

Sociopath Jokes More Sociopath Jokes

What's the fastest path to the top?

The sociopath.

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What do you call an Egyptian bone-setter?

Cairo-practor.

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...