Psychopath Jokes

Where do psychopaths shop?

In sainsburys

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How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

How does an insane man get through the forest?

By taking the psychopath. hhhhehehhehe good one right? yeh? no..? ok.

What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.

How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

What's the scariest path?

The psychopath

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What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

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What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!

Mental Hospital Jokes More Mental Hospital Jokes

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

Denial Jokes More Denial Jokes

Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.