Psychopath Jokes

Where do psychopaths shop?

In sainsburys

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How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

Whats the difference from a terrorist and a psychopath?

A llahu akbar

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

How does an insane man get through the forest?

By taking the psychopath. hhhhehehhehe good one right? yeh? no..? ok.

What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.

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How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

What's the scariest path?

The psychopath

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

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Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts?

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What is mitosis?

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Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

What kind of music do cows listen to?

Dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

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What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

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What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

What is the difference between Batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

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What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

Denial Jokes More Denial Jokes

Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

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Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What Chinese name means 'wolf'?

Hau Ling.