Psychopath Jokes

Where do psychopaths shop?

In sainsburys

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How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

How does an insane man get through the forest?

By taking the psychopath. hhhhehehhehe good one right? yeh? no..? ok.

What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.

How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

What's the scariest path?

The psychopath

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What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

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What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

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What's the fastest path to the top?

The sociopath.

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

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Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

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On television!

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Cold turkey.

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How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

What did Tom Hanks do in the woods?

He took a forrest dump.

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

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What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

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A calendar has a future...