Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

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He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Because it was dead.

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Jesus in a submarine.

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.