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How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

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What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

What do you mean?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?

Someone else's!

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Snow Blower Jokes More Snow Blower Jokes

Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower