Hand her a shovel
Allahu Ackbar!**
He scared the hell out of him.
The four hands (you dirty minds)
When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.
To which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else!"
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
A towel full of loads
When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.
Pull down his pants.
Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did
