How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

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Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

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Namaste home tonight.

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The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

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Cover your ears with your hands

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Dug

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What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

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The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

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He heard the snow blower was coming.

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.