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How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

A handshake

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

Snow Blower Jokes More Snow Blower Jokes

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.