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What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

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What do communist leaders call protesters?

Red paint.

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

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What is the worst thing about Gonorrhea?

The taste!

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

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What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.