What's Red but smells like blue paint? Red Paint
Red paint.
The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.
Exactly like red paint!
Both crews were marooned.
Red paint!
Her arms are amputated.
A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5
Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?
Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise.
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
Give her a shovel.
Paint it, black!
He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.
Black paint.
White paint
It was having window panes.
It's terminal.
Because he rarely shaved the balls.
She always ran away from the ball
Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite
They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.