Red paint.
The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.
Exactly like red paint!
Both crews were marooned.
Red paint!
At the BP station. (thanks grandma)
Cell shading.
A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
A stole.
You only need one nail to hang up the picture.
They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.
A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)
Red paint
So they can carry their tune
Because umbrellas can't walk.
Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.
I see the floor in your plan.
Lupus
You're trying my patients!
An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!
Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.