What's Red but smells like blue paint? Red Paint
Red paint.
The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.
Exactly like red paint!
Both crews were marooned.
Red paint!
Where the funnel be!
When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
They both taste a bit swampy
They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.
In his beef case!
Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
Allaboo Akbar.
To match the rest of the household appliances.
So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.
There's a clock on the stove.
He just needed some space.
Maroon
Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.
