What's Red but smells like blue paint? Red Paint
Red paint.
The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.
Exactly like red paint!
Both crews were marooned.
Red paint!
Because she was told it makes you see things!
3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb
So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!
Paint one of them black the others will move away.
Adore stands between us open up!
I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.
Ma'am, that's a Shovel.
Where is my shovel
He wanted to see time fly!
On Zimbabwean TV.
Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*
Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday
A new last name
A new last name!
It eggs-plodes!
They get a fangover.
