What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint.

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What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

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What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint.

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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What's white and smells like black paint?

White paint

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers