What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint.

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What's clear and smells like red paint?

Chloroform.

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

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What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint.

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Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!