What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint.

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What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

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What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint.

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger...

What's got no teeth and smells?

The gearbox in the wife's car...