What is green and smells like red paint?

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What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

What's Red?

What's Red but smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint.

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!