Green paint.
What's Red but smells like blue paint? Red Paint
The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.
Dried red paint
Chloroform.
Red paint.
Red paint
Exactly like red paint!
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
Both crews were marooned.
Red paint!
A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.
The other half
There's a clock on the stove.
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
The fourth wall
Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.
Yellow paint.
She kept running away from the ball
DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME
Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.
Dont worry, they'll tell you.
It's sterile and he likes the taste.
Because he tasted funny.
I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"
The frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."
