Red Paint Jokes

What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint.

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What's Red but smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

What's clear and smells like red paint?

Chloroform.

What's red and smells like white paint?

Red paint.

What's red and smells like yellow paint?

Red paint

What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

What do communist leaders call protesters?

Red paint.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

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What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

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Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

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Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

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Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel