Green paint.
What's Red but smells like blue paint? Red Paint
The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.
Dried red paint
Chloroform.
Red paint.
Red paint
Exactly like red paint!
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
Both crews were marooned.
Red paint!
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
Four different answers
A waterfell.
A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)
Because 7 8 9 A
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
Jesus doesn't think he's Bono
A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.
Ly a second.
An elephant with hiccups!
A new last name.
No wonder you called the company Microsoft
See No Green
Don't look at me I'm changing!
