The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.
Dried red paint
Red paint.
Red paint
Exactly like red paint!
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
Both crews were marooned.
Red paint!
Yellow paint.
Because from a distance they looked like hares.
The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.
His mother told him to hit the hay.
Moo-tilated.
He didn't have the guts
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
They both spend all their money on payphones.
At a flea market!
To make ends meat.
White paint
