What is green and smells like red paint?

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What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

What's red and smells like yellow paint?

Red paint

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What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint.

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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What do Kermit the Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."