What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

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How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

How would you best describe him?

Me: He looks like a miniature cat

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What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts