What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf

What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

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Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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What did one eyeball say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?