What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Why does a pencil shave?

To look sharp

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What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice!

Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

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What did one eyeball say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)