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Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

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What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

Why is there such a shortage of teachers in Africa?

Teacher's aides

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!