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Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

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What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

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What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

What has six eyes but can't see?

Three blind mice.