Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

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Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

What do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control photographer?

A loose Canon.

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

What do you call a teacher who's always late?

Mr. Buss

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Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!