Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

Why is I such a controlling letter?

Because I said so.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

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Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.