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Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

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Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

How much for this remote controlled alien?

Sir, that's Stephen Hawking.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.