Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

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Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a three-legged donkey?

A wonkey. What do you call a three-legged donkey with one eye? A winky-wonkey.

What do you call jokes about eyes?

Vitreous humour.