Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

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Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

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What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

What do you call the teacher who's late?

Mister bus

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Why was the Cyclops a terrible teacher?

He only had one pupil.

What are pupils at ghost schools called?

Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.