Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

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How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

Cyclop Jokes More Cyclop Jokes

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.