Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

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Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

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What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

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What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

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Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends