Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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Because she was fed up with the hole business.

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What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

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What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

He gets Tenyear.

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Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends