Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

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Why are Panda's always sad?

Because all their friends are dead.

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

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What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

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Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

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Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school?

Because he was SO-DIMM!

How did the Endorian get to school every day?

Ewok'd.

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What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!

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Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.