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Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

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Why don't you play with your friends?

He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

What do you call jokes that belong to everyone?

R/Jokes

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Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

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How do bees go to school?

They take the buzz

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

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What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

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Why was the Cyclops a terrible teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.