Why are Panda's always sad?

Because all their friends are dead.

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What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking.

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

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Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!