Why are Panda's always sad?

Because all their friends are dead.

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What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

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What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.