Why are Panda's always sad?

Because all their friends are dead.

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What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta