What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

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What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

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What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.