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What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

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How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him?

HIYAH!

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What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.