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What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

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What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.

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What's the leader of North Korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

A Kimono

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.