What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

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How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do.

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When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

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What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

What kind of ANIMAL would DO this?

Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here

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Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.