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What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

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Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

What is the saddest Olympic sport to watch?

Water Polio

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Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

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What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order?

One with everything

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

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Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.