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What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

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What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

Why don't you wear snow boots?

Because they'll melt.

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What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.