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What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

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What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

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What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

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Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.