What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

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Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey?

The games take 3 months to play!

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

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Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

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What kind of health insurance does a llama need?

Ollamacare

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

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What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.