What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde?

They'll never be royals

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How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What do cubs fans do after they win the World Series?

They turn off their Xbox.

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What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

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What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde?

They'll never be royals

Why is Lorde named thusly?

She isn't named thusly, she's named Lorde.

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What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde?

They'll never be royals