World Series Jokes

What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

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What do cubs fans do after they win the World Series?

They turn off their Xbox.

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde?

They'll never be royals

What is a World Series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub

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Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

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What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

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How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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What is a World Series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub

What do you call a bad Cubs game?

Unbearable

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What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

Where does a polar bear keep his money?

In a snow bank.