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Where does a polar bear keep his money?

In a snow bank.

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What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.

Snow Bank Jokes More Snow Bank Jokes

Where does a polar bear keep his money?

In a snow bank.

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank!