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Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

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What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

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Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

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What does it look like when someone is drowning?

Lol

How do you LOL in N. Korea?

ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone

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What is more dangerous than a polar bear?

A bi-polar bear.

What is the dumbest animal in the jungle?

A polar bear

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Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke