Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

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What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

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Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box!

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

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What is more dangerous than a polar bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Which one dissolves?

The polar bear, because he's polar!

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Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!