Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

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Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica?

Dreadful.

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What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

How much money do terrible movies make?

Ridley Scott.

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Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

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Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)

How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

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What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank