Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

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Dad Joke Jokes More Dad Joke Jokes

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica?

Dreadful.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box!

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

Lol

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Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook?

Like we're going outside...

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

Snowbank Jokes More Snowbank Jokes

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!