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Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

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Dad Joke Jokes More Dad Joke Jokes

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What is a small loan of money?

A small loan of a million dollars

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

Lol Jokes More Lol Jokes

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

What's a polar bears favourite pasta?

Penguini!

Snowbank Jokes More Snowbank Jokes

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke