What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

How did the man see her?

It was a bright sunny day.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.