What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

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What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

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Why do The Walking Dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

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When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?

When it's a baby elephant!

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

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How do you call a dog without legs?

You don't, you go and grab him.

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