What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

A Myfeetasaur

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

How does Darth Vader like his milk?

Warm

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What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!