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What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!