What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

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What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

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What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

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How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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What is a man's ultimate shame?

When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!

What Would Justin Bieber Do?

Scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.